KETCHUP SANDWICH

'is that carrot leaves?' I says to Guy
'yes thats carrot leaves' he replies
'oh cool! I was thinking of putting them in the salad, because they are edible you know, and more healthy than actual carrots because they contain less sugar and are more nutrient dense'
'where did you get this information'
'some book i was reading about green smoothies forwarded by louis.l.hay'
'ill have to look that up first because I don't trust the source'
WELL BOO YOU GUY! - i checked on the INTERNET and its true.

the next time i hear someone rant about food waste im gonna punch them in the face - blah blah blah greggs sausage rolls.  Yeah I've chucked away greggs sausage rolls.  I've thrown away loads of greggs sausage rolls.  THATS NOT FOOD WASTE - THATS NOT FOOD!
this IS food waste! this is the biggest outrage of modern day society - think about all these delicious leafy greens that have been thrown away as you munch on your vegetable pasty.
If I had a penny for every person who actually eats the greens from carrots i might just have enough money to buy 'KETCHUP SANDWICH' by jamie oliver.

ps. i love you