NASTURTIUMS!

I have been living in a permaculture fruit forest for 3 weeks now.  One of the great things about this place is there is alot of edible flowers
First edible flower
NASTURTIUMS or nose twister!?

i think these are called nose-twisters because their peppery taste makes you twist your nose.  This is not to say that they aren't fucking DELICIOUS. 
They look beautiful, they taste beautiful, tangy, peppery with a perfect burst of juiciness.
Healthy yes - high in vitamin c and a natural antibiotic.
Oh and you can eat the leaves - just read that - cool - ill have to have a try and get back to you on that one.
AMAZING as a companion plant w/ broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, cucumbers, kale, kohlrabi, pumpkins, radish, squash, tomato, and potato. 
They deter stripped pumpkin beetles and other pests of the Cabbage family.  Nasturtiums grown near squash are said to repel squash bugs.  They can be used as a trap crop for aphids. 

I love nasturtiums so much x 

My New Wing Mirror

MY NEW WING MIRROR

 

Just ordered this from ebay, its for the left side. 

Ive got the one for the right side but am not sure what happened to the one on the left.

I think someone stole it whilst i was parked.

I should have stolen one from someone else, but that would have continued the badness so this is the right thing to do.

KETCHUP SANDWICH

'is that carrot leaves?' I says to Guy
'yes thats carrot leaves' he replies
'oh cool! I was thinking of putting them in the salad, because they are edible you know, and more healthy than actual carrots because they contain less sugar and are more nutrient dense'
'where did you get this information'
'some book i was reading about green smoothies forwarded by louis.l.hay'
'ill have to look that up first because I don't trust the source'
WELL BOO YOU GUY! - i checked on the INTERNET and its true.

the next time i hear someone rant about food waste im gonna punch them in the face - blah blah blah greggs sausage rolls.  Yeah I've chucked away greggs sausage rolls.  I've thrown away loads of greggs sausage rolls.  THATS NOT FOOD WASTE - THATS NOT FOOD!
this IS food waste! this is the biggest outrage of modern day society - think about all these delicious leafy greens that have been thrown away as you munch on your vegetable pasty.
If I had a penny for every person who actually eats the greens from carrots i might just have enough money to buy 'KETCHUP SANDWICH' by jamie oliver.

ps. i love you

MY SISTERS HAT DESIGN

Okay so t my sister made a hat
its unique
its a really cool hat
just look at it
its like upside down udders
okay so the model looks abit stoned and drunk in her attempt to look like a vice model
but i think thats evie and i love evie shes great
so yeah .. look at this hat
its great
its so horny (lol)
its udderly great